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Fun Times [Apr. 22nd, 2005|03:33 am]
Gundam Wing badfics!

[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |Sacred Trust - Petra]

Howdy. I'm amused. I get a kick out of these journals (co-mod of the hellsing bad-fic community). Anyway, God I haven't read GW fiction in forever cause they're so painful to sort through..... *snaps out of it* I'll poke around eventually and post something for shits and giggles.

I'm being an annoying poster and not posting a review. (mod, if you want go ahead and delete this, no biggie.) I just wanted to suggest that you use the memories option to archive which stories have been reviewed here so they're not repeated a bazillion times. ^_^ That's all. I'll go away now.
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(no subject) [Mar. 10th, 2005|04:12 pm]
Gundam Wing badfics!


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There you have it, but I am sorry for the legnth. Each time I tried posting 3 chaps at once it wouldn't work -_-



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(no subject) [Mar. 10th, 2005|08:20 am]
Gundam Wing badfics!


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(no subject) [Mar. 10th, 2005|08:18 am]
Gundam Wing badfics!


Part 2

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(no subject) [Mar. 10th, 2005|08:16 am]
Gundam Wing badfics!

[mood |fullfull]

Sorry it took so long to up-date, but school kept me busy and my computer hasn’t been letting me post for a looong time.


Story or Series Title: A New Pilot
Perp Author: Shinigami's-Girl
Any rating?:  PG-13, to be ‘safe’ she says
Canon characters Being mutilated involved: All 5 G-boys
Subjects Trivialized covered: Romance/ A sad attempt at humor
Any particular brain scarring details we should note?: A friend of hers is murdered for no reason at all and that drives her mad on the inside
Any redeeming value?: Nope, 100% Sue cliché crap
Repeat offender or possibility of it? This is her only story, but she made 9 Chapters L
Mary Sue report
Full name plus any additional titles or aliases: Amber Mizunashi
Full species: Gundam Pilot Sue who is supernaturally fast
Hair color (It’s easier if you use the text from the fic): Brown-haired
Eye color (see above): Brown Eyes
Unusual markings and colorations: None
Gundam name and style (if any): “All black with red head and chest and silver horns. Two giant katanas as weapons and incredible speed”
Mary Sue’s/Gary Stu’s Victim Love Interest of the Day: Trowa, Duo, and Heero. It seems that Quatre and Wufei aren’t good enough for her.
Special Possessions (if any): A kitten and an apartment, oh and a Gundam

Annoying Origin: The Colony equivalent of the slums of New York City
Annoying Connections to Canon: She goes to their new High School and is the ‘rumored’ 6th Pilot. We all know what bull shit that is, so I won’t go on to say who the real 6th pilot is. *cough*Zechs*cough*
Annoying Special Abilities: Can do flips like Flipper and bend logic
Other Annoying Traits Worth Noting: Flirt shamelessly, act like a 3 year old, be so obviously a Sue, is extremely fast

Give us a taste of the poison:

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Damn, LJ says this is too big so I guess I will have to make 3 posts or something.

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(no subject) [Nov. 29th, 2004|06:46 pm]
Gundam Wing badfics!

[mood |creativecreative]
[music |The Stranglers-Always the Sun]


It's "Sick and Twisted Yaoi" Week! Sick and fucked up yaoi in the GW fandom is gonna have the Best Week Ever!

And there's no more limits to how many reports you can post a day. You're welcome to post as much as you like now.
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First badfic review!!! [Nov. 11th, 2004|02:11 pm]
Gundam Wing badfics!

Hi everyone! This will be my first badfics review so enjoy! (or else...)

Story or Series Title: The New Girl
Perp Author: Duck3 (because (s)hes a quack ^_~)
Any rating?: PG
Canon characters Being mutilated involved: They have "girl aquaintances" (come on, we all know they dont like girls. STOP FOOLING YOURSELVES CRAZY FANGIRLS!!!)
Subjects Trivialized covered: General/Sci-fi
Any particular brain scarring details we should note?: In the first paragraph the guys and girls have a "conversation war"
Any redeeming value?: The conversation was about hot people ^_^
Repeat offender or possibility of it? There are 8 chapters.

Give us a taste of the poison:

Fic text here.

Mary Sue reports:

Full name plus any additional titles or aliases: Sakya Kino (pronounce it Say-ey-kah)
Full species: Silent Talker
Hair color (It’s easier if you use the text from the fic): She had long oak coloured hair that seemed weightless and flowed with every movement that she made.
Eye color (see above): She had grey eyes that looked empty and sad as if there was nothing she had worth living for, they looked almost soulless.
Unusual markings and colorations: Umm hello? soulless eyes!
Gundam name and style (if any): I dont think she has one...
Mary Sue’s/Gary Stu’s Victim Love Interest of the Day: Heero of course
Special Possessions (if any): ...soulless eyes!!!

Annoying Origin: Unknown (the most annoying of them all)
Annoying Connections to Canon: She doesnt know Heero but maybe she does...
Annoying Special Abilities: She can make anyone reading the story want to jump off a bridge
Other Annoying Traits Worth Noting: She can look through hundreds of people at one time ^_~

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((Ok, im done ^_^ i only did the first chapter, i might addmore later if I get the chance))
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Oh how I long to kill the original Marry Sue's Author [Oct. 29th, 2004|05:26 pm]
Gundam Wing badfics!

[mood |blankblank]

It is time for my second one of these thing (I am not sure what to call them exactly). Somtimes fics really mkae me doubt humanity.

Story or Series Title:</bold> Bloody Venus, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2113522/1/ (The title could have gone places by as you will see the fic just keeps it behind)
Perp Author: Ayani323
Any rating?: G (With a title like that it's pretty surprising
Canon characters Being mutilated involved: All of the G-boys
Subjects Trivialized covered: Romance (understandable), Action (what?), Adventure(huh?)                                                                Any particular brain scarring details we should note?:</bold> Nah
Any redeeming value?: May be the first one to ever make Heero the nice one of the group
Repeat offender or possibility of it? This is only the prologue

Give us a taste of the poison:

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Mary Sue Time!!
Full name plus any additional titles or aliases: Ayani Sakuda
Full species: Tomboy High School girl
Hair color (It’s easier if you use the text from the fic): a young girl with blood red hair
Eye color (see above): Doesn't say
Unusual markings and colorations: Hurt arm...
Gundam name and style (if any): None
Mary Sue’s/Gary Stu’s Victim Love Interest of the Day: Duo (I will bad for the poor guy, all these raging fan girls wanting to be his girl
Special Possessions (if any): Nah

Annoying Origin: She goes to Yokohama High, so I could only assume Yokohama
Annoying Connections to Canon: Goes to the same High School
Annoying Special Abilities: Acrobatic
Other Annoying Traits Worth Nothing: Hates the most popular girl in school and can get birds to lang on her hand by offering a seed, something almost no human has ever done

Once again I have to appologise for any spelling mistakes, for I am too lazy to spell check.

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Lost Friend Found: AKA The fic that makes no sense [Oct. 24th, 2004|12:06 pm]
Gundam Wing badfics!

I’d just like to note, if this is her second language than I’m a bitch, but I have yet to see any note that she doesn’t speak English well or something.
For some odd reason this person calls fanfics “funfics” I’d like to take this opportunity to slam my head upon my desk. There were so many parts in this I wanted to paste just for the grammatical errors and oddly structured sentences that made me laugh.

Story or Series Title: Lost Friend Found http://www.fanfiction.net/s/26206/1/
Perp Author: Ezekiel Klitiras (Silver Wing)

Full name plus any additional titles or aliases: Misako Otani…also known as the Goddess of Hell *pukes* Oh and Colonel Otani of the Spirals

Full species: Mary-Sue, Type: infamous “new pilot”

Hair color (It’s easier if you use the text from the fic): “Her waist-length black hair was let loose down her back with two small braids at each side.”
Eye color (see above):
“Her big, black eyes looked cold, distant, emotionless, and deadly, even more deadly then Heero's.” Oh please save us all, she’s deadlier than the Mr. Perfect Soldier (*snort* that is not my name for him as you will soon see)

Unusual markings and colorations: Well she appears to be a cross between Wufei (Chinese), Heero (With her eyes and later on she says she’s supposed to be the perfect soldier) and poor Duo by ripping off gundam name and his own title Y_Y, and Quatre (she comes from L4) I think the only one who got off easy so far was Trowa. Unless you count the fact she doesn’t speak much.

Gundam name and style (if any): DeathHell- Oh no, another Sue rip off of DeathSythe(hell) - Her Gundam has the ability to be invisible using a very “special” cloaking device. “It was totally covered in black, saved for a few flare like design on its eyebrows, shield, and it's hands. It was carrying a double-sided beam suber on its right hand, and a shield on it's left. If you have seen it from afar, you would have thought that it's a devil from hell.” Yeah she does have a point, people can be pretty fucking stupid.

Mary Sue’s/Gary Stu’s Victim Love Interest of the Day: At first I thought it was Heero but now Duo is falling for her. Dun DUn DUN

Special Possessions (if any): A magical charm bracelet that allows her to skip time and have the pilots care for her in a short amount of time (or so I am assuming.)

Annoying Origin: She used to be an OZ pilot but now is a gundam pilot because in this authors world it can so happen.

Annoying Connections to Canon: Well at the end of the first chapter Heero realizes her name is familiar as is her face. Then later on we find that her best friend as a child was “Odin lowe Junior” HEERO! And Dr. J is the one who sends her to be the new pilot!
Annoying Special Abilities: Somehow within 3 weeks (the second chapter) Heero has grown to care for her.

Other Annoying Traits Worth Noting: She was daughter of one of the best OZ pilots who no one’s ever heard of *cough*, “She joined OZ at an age of 10, graduated in first place from the Pacific Academy at 12. Because of her amazing capability in almost everything, from piloting to weaponry, she rose though the ranks in just a matter of three years. Now, as a colonel, she was highly respected and parsed by any that know her. Two years ago, for some reason, Misako suddenly disappeared from the face of the Earth only a few months after her father's tragic death. Some say she went to the colonies. Some say she had been killed, but nobody really knows her where abouts.” Nor does anyone care.

Give us a taste of the poison:
Here’s a clip from the begging, when the horror begins.
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Chapter 2
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Chapter 3
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I’m trying to simply write parts of each chapter but it’s insane. Duo thinks she and Heero could be related…yeah if one wasn’t Chinese and the other Japanese. Then she ‘shouts in a soldier’s face’ “You franking bastards!” because she can’t count.
Chapter 4- Thank god this chapter is easier to read, now maybe I can make some sense of it…nope.:Read more...Collapse )
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Chapter 7 and so far the last chapter- Read more...Collapse )Let me just add I am clueless as to what is the point of this mission but whatever. I commend her for trying to write one, I myself have a very vague idea of how to write those type scenes and try to avoid it. So points for that I guess…
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when bad fics go too far [Oct. 23rd, 2004|10:48 pm]
Gundam Wing badfics!

[mood |annoyedGRRR...Bad fics make Hulk mad]

Its my first port on this community and I hope it won't be the last. Here is a story that I found different to say the least.

Story or Series Title: Girl made of glass (dont let this title fool you, it turns out she isn't made of glass after all) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/860225/1/
Perp Author: Little_one1 (redundant much)
Any rating?: PG-13
Canon characters Being mutilated involved: Heero (he becomes a very caring person, someone that would love awalk on a sun-set lit beach, but then turns back into his regular self, sorta)
Any redeeming value?: I would say it flows good, but for it being pointless to begin and for her makeing too many Grammar and Spelling mistakes mutilates all redeemingness.
Repeat offender or possibility of it? There are still more clithes that she didn't not use in her story, so I would say yes.

Give us a taste of the poison:

“Would you excuse me? I just need a bit of fresh air.” And with that, she got up and walked out of the meeting room. Une glanced at Heero; Heero glanced back and walked out of the meeting room as well. *Yes, it must have been Une's glance that made him do it*

Diana continued to walk until she reached to large glass door that led out to a huge garden. Once in the garden, Diana located a small gray bench and sat down on it. “I never want this.... I never wanted a war. I would gladly give up my crown but...” then she broke down into tears. Diana didn’t hear the footsteps coming closer or notice that someone had sit down on the bench. After a minute wait, a hand placed it’s self on her shoulder. Before she could say anything, she was pulled into a hug. *What? Heero give a complete stranger a hug? WTF? It must be Hug Day or something. Yes, yes thats it!*

“I know you don’t want war.” A deep monotone voice whispered. *How does he do it? He can read eveyone like book, can't he?*

Diana looked up to be faced with the most dark and yet beautiful blue eyes she had ever seen. His dark brown hair was messy and some held over the front of his face. Although he seemed to have no emotions, his eyes said something else. He looked to be about 18 no more than 19 years old.

“I wish there was something I could do, but Drake has control not me.” Diana whispered in a sad voice. *Damn those old men and their lust for control (spelling?) of younge girls*

“That is where you’re wrong. You are 18 and that entitles you to have complete control over what happens to your country.” The deep voice stated “This what your going to do, your going to go back in there and control your country. Understood?” *That is your mision, and you must, I repeat, must not fail*

Diana nodded and she stood up and walked back into the meeting with her head held high. *What a talker that Heero is*

Full name plus any additional titles or aliases: Diana, she is a Queen apparently, but act like a 12 year old winy bitch with extreme PMS.
Hair color (It’s easier if you use the text from the fic): "Her hair was long and a light brown" Very nice, straight and to the point
Eye color (see above): "her eyes were also brown" Wow, how exiting.
Unusual markings and colorations: Seems to be able to change clothes every other scene.
Gundam name and style (if any): None. But if she did my guess is it would be a Glass Doll.
Mary Sue’s/Gary Stu’s Victim Love Interest of the Day: Heero *Poor dude*
Special Possessions (if any): Uhh...nope

Annoying Origin: I have no clue about her past except that she is Royalty, though I still don't quite understand how.
Annoying Connections to Canon: She is a Queen and was declaring war agaisnt Relena, but then didn't within a whole 5 minutes into the story.
Annoying Special Abilities: Over Dramatized dreams
Other Annoying Traits Worth Noting: She likes to break things, doesn't notice she is cut or bleeding...ever, made up a new sport 'Extreme Bitching', tells Heero off without him beating her like the rag-doll she is, and randomly feels bad for what she has done.

I apologise for any spelling mistakes and such.
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